Jonah Attia, Growth Engineer

The offer 01

I make brands omnipresent.

omnipresent adjective

/ˌɒm·nɪ·ˈprez·ənt/

1.present everywhere at the same time; widely or constantly encountered.

"a brand made omnipresent across every feed in America."

Here is the offer, plainly. I put brands in front of 100M high income American consumers at an average $0.66 CPM across every format. Distribution, UGC, paid, and search, all pointed at one outcome: a product people cannot ignore.

Built for DTC, fintech, and challenger brands ready to own American attention. Programs run monthly, a hundred million views at a time, so the fit is clear long before we get on a call.

3.6B+Views in 2026

750M+Views sold

5,000+Creators

30+On the team

$2,000 in spend took one client from $6K to $10K MRR in a single week. Outcomes, not impressions.

The moat 02

The one thing no one can copy.

Any agency can buy the same ads. None of them have this. I know the founder of every major American distribution network personally, and I run a network of 5,000 vetted creators across every platform in the country. That relationship layer is the moat. It is what makes a brand unavoidable instead of just advertised, and it is why this cannot be replicated by spend alone.

The playbook 03

01Distribution

The best American faceless network in the world, built on the number one sports audience: wealthy American men who never put their phones down. 5,000 vetted creators, full brand safety, the lowest CPM anywhere.

02UGC

The teams that run UGC for the biggest companies in tech, not freelancers. And when a piece wins, the reach to push it across the biggest pages we all know and love.

03Short form

Editors who treat virality as a craft. The sharpest, funniest short-form teams in the game, built to make content spread instead of sit.

04Street interviews

The top street-interview creators in the country, paired with the distribution to make each one go viral. A format that prints attention.

05Paid media

The best Meta and Google operators alive, running paid with AI in the loop. Every result audited and every message re-tested automatically, so the account compounds instead of plateaus.

06Search & outbound

Everything downstream of the feed. Cold outbound that actually books meetings. Programmatic SEO that spins up thousands of pages to own the long tail. Answer engine optimization, so when your buyer asks ChatGPT, your brand is the answer.

07The network

The relationships behind all of it. I know every major distribution founder personally. Work with me and you are not hiring one operator, you are plugging into everyone I know.

The story 04

I have been chronically online my whole life. At 13 I was running a Minecraft server as a real operation, a paying community with its own economy that I built and managed by hand. It made money, it grew, and I ran it like the little business it was. I did not know it yet, but I had already learned the only thing that has ever held my attention: how to build an audience online and get it to pay.

I never logged off, I just grew up, and that instinct grew up with me. The server became feeds, and I got obsessed with what makes something spread. Today I own pages with over a million followers and run a network of 5,000 creators across every platform in America.

The thing I did for fun became the most valuable thing I owned. I wired ads into the content programmatically, became the ad engine for some of the biggest pages online, and that grew into FindClout. I never set out to build a company. I just monetized what I was never going to stop doing.

I always wanted to be a real developer and could never quite get there. The day Claude Code hit beta I was on it before you could even run it on a subscription, burning $40 by the hour, watching it clear bugs I had been stuck on for weeks. My friend Tim watched and said it plainly: you are a developer now. Now I build every tool and system behind all of it myself.

The engine 05

People call it a grind. To me it is a video game. I am at this 18 hours a day and it has never once felt like work. When the work is what you would be doing anyway, you do not need motivation. You just do not stop.

I will out-care and out-work anyone on your problem, because to me it is the most fun thing there is. Do what you love and you never work a day in your life. I took that literally.

But obsession alone does not scale. My leverage is a team of 30, editors, operators, recruiters, and creators, all pointed the same way. I put in twice the effort, then multiply it across thirty people as bought-in as I am.

The lab 06

Velocity is the skill. Most of these went from idea to working product in a night. The point was never any single one. It is that almost anything can be built, fast.

PeterVPNChrome extension

A full VPN, shipped as a browser extension.

Coinnectcoinnect.us

Non-custodial stablecoin payments for local businesses, with the rails to off-ramp straight to ACH.

Agentic Browseragentic-browser.com

A Chrome extension that drives your entire browser and finishes tasks on autopilot. Built years before agents went mainstream.

UpOnlyuponly.win ◇ Arcade Finance

A decentralized leveraged perpetual futures exchange. Taken from nothing to working product in a single night.

ReplyGuyreplyguy.work

Automated reply tooling for B2B marketing on X. One of many distribution engines I have built across every platform.

Gambetgambet.win

A peer-to-peer chess wagering platform, settled in USDC.

A partial list. I treat building like a game, and I play to win.

Selected partners 07

Kalshi◇ Novig◇ Wagr◇ Venice AI◇ Undetectable AI◇ Mindgrasp◇ Favorited◇ Fomo Family◇ David Protein◇ Polymarket

The names that bet on this early. And several of the year's biggest that can't be named yet.